Short Tie Syndrome
I think I've noticed a pattern in all of Mike's pictures lately. He has what I'd call "Short Tie Syndrome". It comes on slowly at first as you go for a big fat knot up top, but soon it becomes a subconscious problem where you are only focused on the top of the tie and don't notice how short your ties have gotten at the bottom. Get help Mike... Get help soon!
posted by Travis at 10:20 PM
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Michael, this is your mother speaking. FIX YOUR TIE!!!!!
Might as well just gain some weight. Then it wouldn't look too conspicuous. The belly would be to blame.
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